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8. I Hate PocketsI was happily walking down the hallway without a care in the world when a strange pair of shoes appeared in front of me. They were men’s shoes, so that discarded Natasha (unless she was under cover, but why would she be under cover in the Tower?), too Earth like to be of Loki or Thor, not-so expensive to be of Tony, and definitely not Bruce’s, Steve’s or Clint’s style.
“Oh, I give up. Who are you?” I shouted to the mysterious shoes.
The owner of the shoes must not have noticed me before because he gasped. I tried to look up at him but my neck hurt from bending so I would have to wait to know how he looked like.
Thankfully, the wait wasn’t for long because the guy crouched down to see me and I saw him better. He looked to be a balding middle aged man in a suit and looked quite badass from my first impression of him.
“I’m Phil Coulson and who are you? Or better yet, what are you?”
Again with the damn question. Couldn’t peo
7. I Hate Teddy BearsI was watching the TV by myself on the living room when I met Hulk.
It was another ordinary day in the Avengers’ Tower, which should have alerted me in the first place. Since it was so cold, I had wrapped myself in a comfortable warm poncho while sitting on top of a cushion in the couch. I was dozing off from the fuzziness warmth when I heard a roar that jolted me awake instantly. I looked around frantically and out of nowhere a big and I mean BIG, green bulking monster appeared from the hallway. He started growling and smashing at things so easily that I just stood there watching in my poncho. From the hallway came out all the others, except Bruce, and they looked tense.
Natasha was the first to approach the unknown smasher. “Bruce, you need to calm down.” Well, I had my suspicions on Bruce being too normal, but this was ridiculous. People just don’t turn green and smash things when they’re angry.
Green Bruce didn’t calm down, but did quite the oppo
Interlude: I Don't Hate SpidersAmber’s P.o.v.
I wanted to get some time for myself so I got out of the Tower to explore and visit all the wonders N.Y. had to offer. On the way I ate pretzels and visited the Hershey and M&M store (I seriously considered moving in there). Everything was going swell so of course, something had to go terribly wrong.
I was browsing in some shop (not like I could buy anything but just for the heck of it) when I heard police sirens. While this wasn’t all that unusual, what was unusual were the screams of the people in the store. I was on some hangers looking for spare buttons when everything went down the drain. People were running away from something, and I never knew what it was because my hanger was shaken to the point that I was sent flying. Everything was going so fast and blurry that I grabbed the first thing that was on my reach. I shut my eyes until the commotion passed. After a while, I heard nothing so I relaxed a little. I opened my eyes and was confused by my
5. I Hate HornsAmber's P.o.v.
From what I could gather, Loki was Thor's evil brother. Clint said he was a psychopath, Tony a maniac and Thor said he was misunderstood. But all of them agreed that I should hide while he was here.
And that's how I ended up again in the ventilation shafts. I was bored out of my mind and he wasn't even here yet. I decided to sneak a peek just to see what all the fuss was about. He couldn't be that bad, right?
From the safety of the top ventilation shaft I was able to watch everything happening in the living room without being seen.
I was dozing off when finally Thor announced gleefully that Loki was coming. The others responded in a not so gleeful way.
The elevator opened and out stepped the most ridiculous helmet I've ever seen. Oh and Loki was there too.
He had a slim built body (thin compared to his brother) and sleek black jet hair. His eyes were emerald green and he walked in like a diva. But I just couldn't get over the helmet. Who the heck wears golden horns? (Alt
4. I Hate MorningsAmber's P.o.v.
I was happily dreaming of winning in a pie contest when I felt warm air on my back. I pulled the blankets around me intending to go back to my dream, but the breeze was still there. I tried falling asleep again but it wouldn't go away. I tossed and turned but I was waking up whether I wanted it or not. Dammit couldn't a girl get some sleep around here?
I turned and started to wake up. I opened my eyes and frowned confused. I couldn't make up what was in front of me, it was all too blurry. I rubbed my eyes and when my vision cleared I was greeted with the sight of two gigantic pair of eyes staring at me in amusement.
“AAHHH!” I screamed and fell out of my bed, tangled in the ripped sleeves that were my blankets.
I heard rumbling chuckles above me and I groaned.
I stood up and wrapped myself with the sheets, looking like a walking taco. I looked up and noted that the two humans who had been staring at me were unfamiliar.
“Not that I don’t appreciate
3. I Hate Remotes3rd Person’s P.o.v.
Thor, Tony and Bruce couldn’t contain their laughter after watching the small girl fall. It wasn’t the fall itself; it was the position in which she landed. She was lying face down with her arms stretched in front. She just looked so cute and adorable. Of course, after laughing Bruce helped her up.
Grumbling something about giant men and thunderous laughter, she sat down.
“You know, you never told me your names. I just know Blondie here is Thor but you two draw a blank.”
“WHAT?! I mean I get it with Bruce, he’s barely social and a bit of a hermit, but come on! You must surely know who I am.” Tony was used to being publically famous so this was unusual to him.
Well someone had a big ego. “I’m gonna go ahead and guess. So we have Thor, Bruce (?)… There’s the redhead but that’s a woman, and you’re definitely not the blonde one wearing the American flag, which leaves
2. I Hate FishbowlsWarning: Mentions of vore and mild swearing.
3rd Person P.o.v.
Thor, Tony and Bruce didn’t know what to do. What were they supposed to do with an unconscious two inch tall girl?
“You really can’t remember if you accidentally swallowed SOMEONE ALIVE?!” Tony was still having a hard time wrapping his head around it.
Thor lowered his head in shame.
“Shh! Lower your voices or you’ll wake her up!” Bruce was now holding her and he covered her with both hands. He was feeling oddly protective of such a small girl and he could feel the Other Guy relaxing while he was holding her. She felt like a small doll, and at times he had to look over so to make sure that she was indeed breathing.
“What we need to do first is to clean her up. In case you haven’t noticed yet, she’s covered in drool and food.” Bruce didn’t wait for them to answer and wiped away gently all the grime off of her tiny body. When he finished, he looked closer
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